#1 - Bicycle shorts is just a fancy name for cushy pants.
#2 - You should never tell a bride she looks like a cupcake (or an ice cream cone) even if it is true.
#3 - If life hands you a lemon, check the hood for a VW symbol.
#4 - If you name your child Farquhar what do you call him for short?
#5 - Never ask a man to do something when a woman can get it done quicker.
#6 - I believe that it is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. I just wish the "lost" part didn't have to hurt so much.
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